O wondrous thing, a free drink!
'Tis like a gift from God above,
A taste of nectar, a drop of spring,
A nectar that is never bought or sold.
It flows like wine, it tastes like gold,
It fills my cup, it fills my soul,
It makes me happy, it makes me bold,
It makes me feel like I can do anything.
So raise a glass to free booze,
And let us drink to all its joys.
May it always flow, may it never cease,
And may we never have to pay for it.
For free booze is the best booze,
It's the nectar of the gods,
It's the drink that makes us feel alive,
It's the drink that makes us feel like we can fly.
