Dave's eyes light up at the sound Of a good offer's ring His ears perk up, his tail wags round And he's ready to spring At the thought of a bargain to be found
He'll search high and low, he'll scour the land For a deal that's just too good to pass He'll haggle and barter, he'll even stand On his head if he has to Just to get his hands on that sweet, sweet deal
So if you're ever looking to sell Something to Dave, be sure to make it worth his while He'll give you top dollar, he'll even throw in a smile Because he loves a good offer, that's just his style
So next time you see Dave, be sure to say "I've got a great deal for you!" And watch his eyes light up with glee As he starts to dream of all the things he can do With that sweet, sweet deal
